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Set of 4 Slate Garden Signs

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Features 4 humorous phrases

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Set of 4 slate garden signs featuring 4 humorous phrases, perfect for the cynical gardener. Sayings include; 'Witch's Garden: Cat lovers welcome', 'Frog Parking Only: All others will be toad', 'Gardening: It comes in handy when you need to hide the bodies' and 'Trespassers will be composted'. Display along the path in the front garden for everyone to see! Dimensions: H19 cm x W10 cm x D0.5 cm

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